slavic crepe

A sexual act where one cums on the stomach of his partner then, spreads the semen in a circular motion as you would with crepe batter. Once the cum is made circular and thin similar to a crepes composition, the female waits for the semen to dry. Once the semen is dried, solid and circular, female eats the cum crepe as a snack.
Nawh baby I aint got a towel. Just go to bed, you can have my slavic crepe for breakfast.
by dewhohah December 13, 2014
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Slavic Squat

The only way to drink vodka and play CS:GO simultaneously.
Vlad: Hey Boris did you see that guy, his slavic squat is so bad.

Boris: I know, he is probably a western spy.
by The Real Sheev Palpatine June 23, 2017
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slavic smooch

The act of biting ones lips until they start bleading, while then continuing to suck the blood and lick the former's face and neck
Look at Jake's lips, he went abroad and came back with a slavic smooch!
by Sokodik May 25, 2019
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Slavic Thunder

Slavic Thunder is a very hard cough or sneeze - originally caused by tuberculosis, however it can be used to represent a very bad cough.
"Of course I couldn't come into work last week - all you could hear in my house is Slavic Thunder!"
by Linden2K May 25, 2018
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Slavic Blender

When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.
"Dude, If I lose the will to live, I will go to Ukraine to participate in a Slavic Blender"
by SadMemetato October 12, 2016
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slavic rainmaker

During a 4 way three males ejaculate into the female's rectum. Immediately following the final ejaculation, she defecates a cocktail of semen and fecal matter onto said male face.
" oh my god, bro, that Slavic rainmaker last night totally caught me off guard, she shat that semen and fecal matter ALL over my face"
by Moosh O'shanigan October 17, 2009
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Slavic rape

When the beffy juicy man ties another buff black man to a hors dick and when the horse cums in the buff man the juicy man needs to suck it out.
by sherilaine March 30, 2022
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