A sexual act where one cums on the stomach of his partner then, spreads the semen in a circular motion as you would with crepe batter. Once the cum is made circular and thin similar to a crepes composition, the female waits for the semen to dry. Once the semen is dried, solid and circular, female eats the cum crepe as a snack.
by dewhohah December 13, 2014

Vlad: Hey Boris did you see that guy, his slavic squat is so bad.
Boris: I know, he is probably a western spy.
Boris: I know, he is probably a western spy.
by The Real Sheev Palpatine June 23, 2017

The act of biting ones lips until they start bleading, while then continuing to suck the blood and lick the former's face and neck
by Sokodik May 25, 2019

Slavic Thunder is a very hard cough or sneeze - originally caused by tuberculosis, however it can be used to represent a very bad cough.
by Linden2K May 25, 2018

When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.
by SadMemetato October 12, 2016

During a 4 way three males ejaculate into the female's rectum. Immediately following the final ejaculation, she defecates a cocktail of semen and fecal matter onto said male face.
" oh my god, bro, that Slavic rainmaker last night totally caught me off guard, she shat that semen and fecal matter ALL over my face"
by Moosh O'shanigan October 17, 2009

When the beffy juicy man ties another buff black man to a hors dick and when the horse cums in the buff man the juicy man needs to suck it out.
by sherilaine March 30, 2022
