The art of “slap-boxing” but rather than only going for head shots, you must attack the opponents voluptuous ass cheeks.
yo bro! you got a fat booty, tryna Memphis slap box?”
by jayjayboogie August 6, 2021
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Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Licking ones a** hole with your tongue
Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm
by BABOO September 21, 2014
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Licking ones a** hole with your tongue
Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm
by BABOO September 21, 2014
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To be said as a response to a retarded remark made by a friend or family member.
Ross " I went Tennesse when I was 7, it's nice have you been to America?"

Simon "yeah went to florida a few years ago, its amazing, have you ever been to America?"

Ross " errr slap the box mate."
by willziam December 22, 2013
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A term used infrequently (in areas of Chicago usually by a male), who has initiated rough intercourse with someone he dislikes or even hates in some cases.
RG decided to Slap Box with JP before Wayne got a chance.
by NotAtROPH May 1, 2023
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