sideways

An object/ situation/ person/ whatever that is downright insane, and or ludacris. Crazy.

"Yo dude, see that guy having a conversation with the garbage can over there? Man is completely sideways, yo."

by blank April 23, 2003

sideways

The condition you might find yourself in after consuming copious amounts of an adult beverage and taking a handfull of Zanax.

Look at poor Mike. Yup, he's sideways again!

by darby January 25, 2004

sideways

Adj. To get into a state of rage or extreme distress.

I ate the last ding-dong and my sister went sideways on me.

by Time Waster November 13, 2002

sideways

To leave. Usually the scene of a crime.

My nines on my side going both ways...peel a niggas cap and then I'm sideways.

by STL_Kris January 7, 2008

sideways

A more painful way of telling some fool to "shove it."

BITCH, y'all can shove that broomstick up your ass ... SIDEWAYS!

by Drillz May 20, 2003

sideways

a:to usurp a lay friend from one of your friends
b:the act of this usurping
c:sam klug

"man sam is so sideways, he just sidled up between that dude and his girl nd started dancing"

by Mr. S. April 27, 2004

Sideways

The act of coming at somebody the wrong way or being mean to them

Why you being sideways w me today?

by Sideways bitty November 13, 2017