when you see the retarted kid pass a chunk in his/her pants and you say "hey shit pants" as oppose to "hey retard"
by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020
a celebration of impressive drunkeness. good for birthdays, New Years festivities, or meeting your in-laws.
Tonight I am getting shit in pants drunk!
And...the accompanying drinking song: "In my pants, in your pants, everybody shit in pants"
And...the accompanying drinking song: "In my pants, in your pants, everybody shit in pants"
by schmamo January 7, 2004
1 Dude, did you shit your pants?
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants
by todd's big dick January 21, 2008
"You spent the money I gave you for baby food on cigarettes!?!?"
"Aw, don't shit your pants. That kid eats better than I do."
"Aw, don't shit your pants. That kid eats better than I do."
by DrewThreeFour May 19, 2008
by JBJ69 May 17, 2020
Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit
"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me
by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 28, 2017
a term used when overly exasperated about a certin situation. Another term used to sustitute "im freaking out"
Dude i almost shit my pants when Ryan Zimmerman was talking about his dragon drawing to me, what a fuckin crackasuckamuthafucka.
by Cracka ho November 9, 2006