A medallion constructed from Perling beads (known as "shit") arranged on a plastic pegboard (known as a "lord") and fused together with an iron (known as a "wizard wand"). Shitlords are believed by many practitioners of the dark arts to have many magickal properties, and are known to be very helpful to young sorcerers looking to enrich their mana pools. Often used to channel mystical energy from divine figures from beyond and useful in seances wherein a magician attempts inquiry with the Gridwizard.
He Who Dragged His Helmet, the sinister black knight and fabled lord of the lake of shitcockmonkeys, wore around his neck an enchanted chain adorned with an enchanted shitlord, which was bestowed upon him by Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness.
by turdsorcerer December 11, 2008
A person who behaves like a troll, but is acting genuinely. A person who may be loathsome but can be entertaining because they are so ridiculous. A person who is such a tool it can be imagined that they have some domain over shit itself.
Phil Fish, the developer of Fez
Donald Trump
Person 1: "I can't believe that guy picked Sniper, demanded middle, went 0-4 and left."
Person 2: "What a fucking shitlord."
A shitlord can be imagined sitting atop a shit hill on his shit throne, spewing diarrhetoric for unfortunate ears to hear.
Donald Trump
Person 1: "I can't believe that guy picked Sniper, demanded middle, went 0-4 and left."
Person 2: "What a fucking shitlord."
A shitlord can be imagined sitting atop a shit hill on his shit throne, spewing diarrhetoric for unfortunate ears to hear.
by Decimus, the Galactic Devourer July 28, 2013
Someone who makes glorious (but not always entirely accurate) posts, comments, tweets, vids etc, without regard for the chaos and butt-hurt that may result. A happy, reckless internet berserker.
Tho' he/she ought to be entertaining to some, if they are not entertaining then they are not a shitlord, they are just shit.
Tho' he/she ought to be entertaining to some, if they are not entertaining then they are not a shitlord, they are just shit.
The shitlord's comments provoked both laughter and tears. None were left untouched, though many were left confused.
by Thou Art That November 24, 2021
A derogatory term used to describe someone with unexamined privilege, especially wealthy, attractive, able-bodied, hetero, cis, white men; a person who expresses opinions about the oppression of others without having experienced that form of oppression.
My straight friend: She's bisexual, she must be confused.
Me: Bisexual people aren't confused about their sexuality, shitlord, they are attracted to their own gender and another gender.
Me: Bisexual people aren't confused about their sexuality, shitlord, they are attracted to their own gender and another gender.
by callmestranger2 May 18, 2016
A small craft consisting of beads melted into a pattern by way of iron. Common uses: necklace, keychain, general symbol of power
by hjsdfksd asdjksdksd December 17, 2008
Shitlord, a word deprived from the online gaming community "DayZ" where players fight zombies and build encampments for themselves and friends. The word was brought to light when lots of players in PvP and RP server would pick on other players for "shitty" military outfits.
It has become a common occurrence on DayZ servers to call other players "Shitlords" and mock them for their playstyle and choice of clothing. The phrase is also echoed amongst some of the biggest and best RP and PvP servers on the platform becoming a harmless running joke.
It has become a common occurrence on DayZ servers to call other players "Shitlords" and mock them for their playstyle and choice of clothing. The phrase is also echoed amongst some of the biggest and best RP and PvP servers on the platform becoming a harmless running joke.
by British Survivor Will November 17, 2020
Trolls that often act like 12 year old boys at recess by spewing insults at people they think they are better than including anyone that isn't a thin white WASP male, but especially social justice warriors, women, and fatties.
by HelloTyger April 15, 2015