shitload

The approximate amount of something that can fit into an asshole. If referring to money, it is equal to the volume, in cubic centimeters, of a medium-size butthole.

John had a shitload of money.
Lucy had a shitload of pistachios.

by pooperscooper99 May 13, 2011

shitload

A whole bunch of....

HoMiE. you got a ShitLoad of weed right thurr

by SeXyPiMpEtT January 09, 2004

shitload

approximately equal to the number of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus of an atom

there are a shitload of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus.
There are 2 shitloads of electrons between the 6d orbital and the nucleus

by superdork December 28, 2005

shitload

not an actual unit of measurement, rather it is slang for the numerical value of 88. Thus while something can be a shitload of pounds that is not the proper definition, a shitload of apples would in fact be 88 apples, not 88 pounds of apples.

man: so how many men have you slept with?

woman: a shitload

man: slut...

by Dr. Ostrom May 03, 2007

shitload

More things than you want to count.

dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.

by Max September 18, 2003

shitload

Comes from the days when donkeys were used to transport goods. The progression goes:
donkey load -> assload -> buttload -> shitload

It's quite simple.

I loaded up the donkey with a shitload of clothes.

by puresex September 28, 2005

shitload

A load of mascerated shit held in a tank of a vessel. The load varies depending upon the size of the vessel. A recreational vessel will have a smaller shitload (20 G) than a commercial vessel (1000 G).

There's a shitload of stinking crap floating on the water.

by Sapon January 13, 2005