Dude she laughed my dick out

When you are balls deep and make her laugh so hard, your dick gets pushed out.

"So how was last Cherry?"
"Fucking incredible. Although at one point I cracked a joke, and .... Dude she laughed my dick out.

by Shim 504 April 28, 2017

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she wants my dick in her mouth

Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:

She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.

Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.

Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?

by TargetThis March 31, 2009

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i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
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I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 31, 2016

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she's out of my leagues

I don't qualify for her. She's too much for me.
I'm not confident to ask her out. I'm an asshole for her ;)

"Look at her, she's wonderful, why don't you ask her out"
"mmhh, no, I think She's out of my leagues"

by chorizo_bionico January 15, 2012

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A biggest fan is someone who sits behind a computer screen dedicating basically their entire teenage years to their idol. They vote their asses off until their fingers are hurting in the hopes that they win every award under the sun and cry waterfalls every time they tweet, regardless of whether it was a reply to them or not. A biggest fan is not some rich bitch who has the money to meet their idol seven times.

She's my biggest fan because she dedicates almost every hour of every day to me

by Fandom Princess October 28, 2014

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