shazam

What Dane Cook says to himself when he's excited.

i pay for my merch. okay? and then, i start heading towards the door okay, im calm im cool im collect. im being really savvy, the way i walk towards the door, but inside im really celebrating, im thinkin SHAZAM

by scene_hU July 31, 2006

shazam

shazam is a stupid word that asshole magicians use
kind of like kapowie

magician:" hey kiddies, say the magic words"

KIDS:"abra kadabra!!"

magician:"SHAZAM!! and now im naked"

by dilldosaurous April 9, 2005

shazam

When Avid Merrion plays David Blaine on Bo Selecta, he says, "shazam" and shows his tatoo of an eye on his hand.

After he duzza trick, he looks at the person he has dun the trick on and says, "Shazam!" n duz thats weird handy fing n that walk! LOL!

by JenRo n Boof August 21, 2003

shazam

"Worst movie ever made. Features Shaquielle O'neil, who not only can't play basketball, but is the worst rapper and actor ever.

I developed a severe migraine after watching Shazzam."

I believe that movie is called "Kazaam". Pwned.

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

shazam

Excellent 1968 album by Roy Wood's The Move, a British rock band who would later count Jeff Lynne as one of its members before he formed ELO. (Wood would later form Wizzard.) Unfortunately, "Shazam" is still a relatively difficult album to find, probably because it was never originally released stateside.

Whenever I hear "Fields of People" on the album "Shazam" I just wanna gobble me up a handful of shrooms!

by stendec02 January 14, 2006

shazam

Summoning magic powers to transform fantasy into reality, or creating substance from an idea.

I've got my shazam working on this one.

by docdc9 May 11, 2003

shazam

Multi-purpose word
can be used as a noun, verb, adjective or even every word in a sentence

but can also be a replacement for swear words

I shazamed your mum

go shazam yourself

go away you shazam

YES, I SHAZAM!!!!

You shazaming ninny

just checkin on the shazam

BE CAREFUL SAYING " shazam me" THIS CAN MEAN " fuck me"

by Rory And Charly April 29, 2009