Shamp is a variable term used in the Pacific Northwest of the USA. It acts as an "x" might in a math equation. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, ect.
"Did you shamp my waffle?"
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."
by NampleSack April 5, 2010
Shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!
by SteelWaffle August 11, 2009
Depends on the situation, everything is screwed up. It could be a smell, a dirty room, or anything out of the ordinary. The word (shamped), can be said in any context.
"That pork sausage shamped up my guts"
"My radio is all shamped up, it keeps skipping my favourite songs"
"what the {shamp)" said when somthing does not make sence.
"My radio is all shamped up, it keeps skipping my favourite songs"
"what the {shamp)" said when somthing does not make sence.
by shamped king March 13, 2009
Slang for samples. Such as those analysed in a laboratory. Biological / chemical / geologic / building materials. Anything that someone must sructinise through the use of sophisticated equipment such as stereo and polarised light microscopes.
After working too long in such an industry this word can be used for just about anything...
After working too long in such an industry this word can be used for just about anything...
"Dang those shamps are the bomb dawg! The dispersion staining colors they are exhibiting show that this sample is positive for chrysotile, homes!"
Or (should they have worked too long in such an industry):-
"Shamps those shamps are shamps, Shamps!"
Or (should they have worked too long in such an industry):-
"Shamps those shamps are shamps, Shamps!"
by Kobie September 22, 2006
The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.
This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.
This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.
by TheRatchet June 11, 2009
by DreamingPichu June 3, 2020
An accelerated shump
by BlackFalcon448 January 6, 2012