Scrumpin

1. A very attractive young female
2. A delicious pastry preferably with a cream-filled center or glazed topping

"I could go for some Scrumpins right about now," the Scrumpin exclaimed.

by Matt Riley May 5, 2005

funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

by Carter May 7, 2005

ding dong scrumpins

Fuckin'

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

by moobler March 19, 2021

Scrumpin

A unit of measure, approximately 7 pieces of rice.

-How much food do you have left?
-Oh, about a Scrumpin.

by xXCornbreadXx April 20, 2018

Saturday Night Scrumpin’

When we get scrumpy on a Saturday. Particularly in the evening.

Yo dude, you down to go Saturday night scrumpin’!?

Of course, I love getting scrumpy on a Saturday!

by Scrumper May 17, 2022