Scrotal

adj. Resembling a scrotum, having the wrinkly properties of a scrotum; a person who is being rude or obnoxious

Dude, why are you being scrotal to me?
You look very scrotal today.

by Borthycleeez July 20, 2010

scrotality

An expletive, referring to something unfortunate happening to ones balls.

- I think that was your mom we just backed over.
- Scrotality

by slasher March 27, 2003

Scrotaling

(verb) 1. a technique whereby the scrotum is stretched so as to induce a falsetto, almost operatic vocalization.
2. a vocalization resembling the aforementioned.

After tireless career of scrotaling, Michael Bolton's sack is large enough to fabricate tom tom heads.

by TubesteakNyourI June 13, 2005

Scrotally

When Donald trump uses the word “totally” it automatically becomes “scrotally” as he is a complete scrotum.

We are scrotally going to build the wall!

by Wordsmith2911 December 24, 2018

Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020

Scrotal Recall

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

by Mr Marky January 2, 2008

Scrotal flaying

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.

“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”

by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023