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The act of swiftly taking off a condom, typically in one smooth motion.
I had to fake it so I Schlooped and threw the rubber hat behind the bed.
Schloop by buttdavehead May 1, 2014
The scooping and plopping of a thick mud like substance onto any surface deemed worthy.
Eg: the ditch bitches schlooped clay onto the bricks to give their structure the support it needed to collapse.
Schloop by DitchBitch July 29, 2020
near anamonopia approximating the sound of a cork pulled fresh from the bottle except the context is during the creation of a 'rosebud' on your lady (or gent).
Like the timely clash of cymbals at the symphony, the schloop echoed in the tile bathroom, punctuating the magic moment
schloop by austin the goat February 15, 2005
When a male dog slurps its red rocket back into its rocket pocket.
My dog's red rocket was hangin' out. So I told him to put it away. Immediately it went schloop, and back into its rocket pocket it went!
Schloop by A dude of many words August 2, 2018
“Yo, my phone is dying fast”

Did you schloop your apps?”
Schloop by NeonManEv September 21, 2019

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."