Johnny: "Wanna see my schlock?"

(Johnny whips out schlock)

Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"

Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!

Schlock by JNSphoLYFE February 1, 2010

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One who is very hairy and ape like.

One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.

Schlock scared the woman before molesting her.

schlock by nwblmx May 15, 2003

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An unsophisticated guy that does something like walk out of his house barefoot while eating a sandwich to get his mail. Will spoil your view. Has a cocky attitude and thinks all women love him when the reality is women are just tolerating him.

Damn, look at that schlock eating his sandwich. What a slob!

schlock by Sugarmomma November 7, 2006

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annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt

that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock

schlock by Robinrobby August 21, 2007

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