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Stabbed with a Hotdog 

A euphemism for sex.
Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!

scabbadongus

wierd scabby shit all over your dick from that nasty bitch at the party last night.
that dumb cunt gave me scabbadongus last night! gotta go to the free clinic and get my pisshole swabbed!
defeat, or trample in a victory. smash, school, win by a large amount.
the red skins scobbed the cowboys in tonights game!!!!
(pronounced: SHAH-bud)

Also: shaba’d, shabba’d, shabbaba’d, and shabba babba’d

Getting fucked over so royally you don't even realize the severity of how badly your being fucked over and joke that you're getting shabbed while being shabbed, made that much worse by your lack of insight and compounded continuously by virtue of the ignorance of the skyrocketing severity level of how badly shabbed you're getting fucked into.

(it becomes an infinite loop of vicious cycles, each exponentiating the impact of the previous to the point of becoming suicidal, but ultimately you laugh it off with “wow, I got fucken shabbed”)

E.g. (For example),

one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("

two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim..."

one: "...fuck in shabbed."
E.g. (For example),

one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("

two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim pact his colon..."

one: "...fuckin shabbed."
Shabbed by Ken1plus2 May 4, 2018

Scabeedy 

SCABEEDY
(Yells) SCABEEDY
Scabeedy by SCABEEDY May 10, 2022
When a cotton swab is inserted up your nose for medical testing (the rona).
Bro, I just got swabbed. I swear that swab touched my brain

Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu?
Swabbed by REKTASAUROUS July 20, 2020