salmon

Invented in Duluth, MN, the salmon is a form of a high five/hand shake where one participant puts his hand and forearm next to another participants forearm and hand. The participants continue to slap their arms on eachother while sliding down the forearm to the hand in which they end in a high five.

Pierre: Dude! Go up for a high five!
Hoagie: Naw brah! Jump up stream for the salmon!

by DJ Nessie November 5, 2010

salmoning

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

Not Salmon

A sight so bizarre you can only be sure that it is not salmon.

"What in gods name is that?!"
"Well, it's certainly Not Salmon."

by Jackie SSS January 16, 2015

salmoning

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

Salmoning

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014

Salmon

What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.

"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"

by Shegoes April 1, 2015

Salmon

A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.

“Ayooo i got that salmon!”
“My lord, did anybody see DaBaby’s salmon get leaked?”

by Squ1ggles February 24, 2020