a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk
----
if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
----
if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome
by JackHornThorpe May 2, 2008
When you put a shot of alcohol into a rubber chicken, then you proceed to take the shot from the chicken. Originally you would act out a play with the another person and give or receive a rubber chicken shot.
When Tracey Binghum and Chyna Doll were doing a rubber chicken shot Tracey acted like she was chienese. She said "I come from China. I heard that, in America, you can get ru-bber chi-cken shot." Then she was given the rubber chicken shot.
by RickyNewJerseyISAWESOME September 24, 2007
When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.
"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"
by Geoff Lilley December 7, 2006
occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like ultimate frisbee or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of ultimate rubber chicken.
not everyone plays hard enough to get true ultimate rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that ultimate rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)
After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of ultimate rubber chicken hair.
by asdkfjal;sdkfjkl April 24, 2009
occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like extreme handball or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of extreme rubber chicken.
not everyone plays hard enough to get true extreme rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that extreme rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)
not everyone plays hard enough to get true extreme rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that extreme rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)
After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of extreme rubber chicken hair.
by yomomma123456789 April 21, 2009
When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.
"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."
by Scorchingghost December 20, 2020
by Ryrysthoughts November 8, 2019