Ripster -noun- informal
1. a person, usually a nerdy, moneyed White American male living in a metropolitan city, who follows the latest trends and fashions of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, speaks in a fake Brazilian Portuguese accent, and derives a sense of toughness from training in grappling while actually not being able to fight in real life.
1. a person, usually a nerdy, moneyed White American male living in a metropolitan city, who follows the latest trends and fashions of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, speaks in a fake Brazilian Portuguese accent, and derives a sense of toughness from training in grappling while actually not being able to fight in real life.
"Bro, look at that frail Ripster with his Fruity-Pebbles-vomit-colored, booty-hugging rash guard pants and hideous Samurai Bun Hairdo!"
by Concerned San Diego Citizen November 23, 2021
Rip- anything or anyone that's badass, rock n roll, and just generally fuckin rip.
Thusly a Ripster is a person who lives for that that is rip. it's simple
Thusly a Ripster is a person who lives for that that is rip. it's simple
by Promeefeus December 15, 2013
A "wanna be","biter" "poser", "sell out","pirate of pirates".
Someone so lame they try to play the part but never really walk the walk. They want everyone to "see" how cool they are and come to all of their parties by dressing and doing business the way they "see" other actual talented people do it without ever giving credit to that influence. Selling themselves as the originator of the idea only promoting themselves and never really doing anything for that specific community. Always taking with pride and never giving.
Someone so lame they try to play the part but never really walk the walk. They want everyone to "see" how cool they are and come to all of their parties by dressing and doing business the way they "see" other actual talented people do it without ever giving credit to that influence. Selling themselves as the originator of the idea only promoting themselves and never really doing anything for that specific community. Always taking with pride and never giving.
They always want you to support their parties and websites and buy from them but never really support us and what we're doing, fucking ripsters.
by JayButter August 20, 2012
Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale
The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.
A: The Ripster Scale
The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.
At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.
by The Real Toots McGee September 19, 2011
Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."
by Pizza ova September 7, 2015
by tikthot🤪 October 22, 2019