Rinky-Dink is the average gamer's toy name for nintendo's mascot Link}.As seen in many British Nintendo fanboy magazines.
Some Nintendo magazine: "Rinky-Dink is rearin' to go kick ass in a new fast paced game, the Legend Of Zelda: Pure Awesome"
by Chocozai May 8, 2005
by Lewis1983 June 2, 2005
an abusive phrase usually associated with the 'Zelda' character Link..use to make him feel small, stupid and/or 'only a game'
"look at that gay rinky dink Link, his cel-da games are abooness"
meaning: those zelda games are heavy, especially the new one but that Link has short legs
meaning: those zelda games are heavy, especially the new one but that Link has short legs
by totally rotten May 25, 2003
Where you wrap your dick around your leg and touch it to your ass cheeck and jerk off into someones eye.
Steve: Yo Alex...how did your date go last night?
Alex: Well Steve it was pretty awesome, we played majhong and then went upstairs to kanoodle...I got out the ky jelly and fisted her like old yeller! Then we facefucked the cat and then blew my grandma!
Steve: Thats awesome, did you do the old rinky dink?
Alex: Why yes Steve...Yes I did
(High Five)
Alex: Well Steve it was pretty awesome, we played majhong and then went upstairs to kanoodle...I got out the ky jelly and fisted her like old yeller! Then we facefucked the cat and then blew my grandma!
Steve: Thats awesome, did you do the old rinky dink?
Alex: Why yes Steve...Yes I did
(High Five)
by Jizz Wacker July 23, 2009
A guy who has a small penis would be known as a "rinky dink"
A word that describes a boy with a small penis
A word that describes a boy with a small penis
"Hey Katie how was your night with Greg?"
"We had sex, but I didn't feel it because he has a rinky dink."
"Wow that sucks, don't want no short dick man"
"We had sex, but I didn't feel it because he has a rinky dink."
"Wow that sucks, don't want no short dick man"
by Cleveralex March 27, 2014
by Chris_Blicky February 2, 2023
by Rinkydinkenjoyer July 2, 2021