(Adjective)
A reference to the type of face adorning someone who you want/need to punch in the face, with or without justification.
A reference to the type of face adorning someone who you want/need to punch in the face, with or without justification.
by on the way out February 4, 2010
by hisrealnamestartswithaC June 9, 2010
a face that makes you have the urge to want to punch it. most of the time a face that is scrunched up as if they just sucked on a lemon and is ugly, unsightly, generally hard to look at.
Dude that chick over there has a punch face. Its all scrunched up and hard to look at. i feel the overwhelming urge to punch her in the face.
by man interrupted January 6, 2012
metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
by tinogrrl January 12, 2011
Girl: Zack you're such an stupid guy, I'm gonna copulate with your best friend!
Zack: Well I just got verbally punched in the face!
Zack: Well I just got verbally punched in the face!
by Kiteshugo June 8, 2010
First getting punched in the face and then immediately getting dick slapped in the face with a penis, usually violently. It may be for pleasure or for pain, depending on circumstance.
It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.
It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.
"Mary, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna get punch face dicked."
"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"
"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."
"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."
(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"
"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"
"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."
"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."
(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"
by Emily Thorne January 13, 2012
Sometimes, someone will threaten to punch you in the face when you have upset them to some degree. This is considered, amongst the lower primates (see bro), to be one of the best ways to win an argument. Typically, the implication is that, by punching you in the face, the "victor" would be vindicated. Also, this often implies that you are a gigantic faggot... as opposed to the guy punching you... who is always totally straight.
Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.
Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.
Guy A: "Dude, why are you sucking that guy's dick?"
Guy B: "Shut up! I'll punch you in the face if you say I'm gay!"
Guy A: "Yeah, THAT'LL prove you're not gay..."
Guy B: "Shut up! I'll punch you in the face if you say I'm gay!"
Guy A: "Yeah, THAT'LL prove you're not gay..."
by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009