that time the senior camp counselors took the assistant counselors to a strip club and made us wear grey sweat pants and bought everyone lap dance, they took a picture of us all with pre-cum in our pants.
by teethan July 30, 2017
by vPeter February 13, 2013
The clear liquid that dribbles out before the mustard when you squeeze the bottle. This usually happens when the mustard sits for a long period of time.
by Jeff the bear March 10, 2010
The undesirable pale red watery liquid that (literally) comes out of a ketchup bottle when one fails to shake it sufficiently before squeezing.
by Illneedasaviour September 5, 2013
The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.
Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"
by CitywideNut February 25, 2021
the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum
by so fresh and so colleen June 2, 2015
that little bit of jizz that cums out of the tip of an erect cleat while exited by some sort of jerking or sexual motion
by mydasx January 7, 2006