A ponce is a person that loves themselves too much. They normally touch their hair all day and have a stupid fringe. They obsessed with how they look.
For example : Malfoy is a ponce.
by mynameisyeet April 16, 2019
a man usually called ezequiel that is exceptionally gifted at football and getting injured. they have a strong hatred for thilo kehrer and nonce on every child on the planet. they are also have a strange gay relationship with a strange man that peers strangely into a strange doughnut van that sell strange doughnuts which taste dreadful and are showered in sugar.
that ponce is a nonce innit
the original ponce transcended all human restraints and ascended to godhood
the original ponce transcended all human restraints and ascended to godhood
by imthestrangemanthatpeers August 28, 2021
boy 1: "did you see arthur at the party?"
boy 2: "nahh mate i missed him"
boy 1:"well he was trying to look classy and superior but yet had too short of trousers and looked like he took it up the rear "
boy 2:"haha he's such a ponce!"
boy 2: "nahh mate i missed him"
boy 1:"well he was trying to look classy and superior but yet had too short of trousers and looked like he took it up the rear "
boy 2:"haha he's such a ponce!"
by <3ponces July 9, 2010
by payaso57 March 20, 2006
A ponce, typically male, is one who enjoys the scent of his own farts, more than he enjoys the company of others.
by coolbananas June 27, 2008
v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing
"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."
by MC Skillet August 23, 2006