plonker

Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.

"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.

by Alexis_J_M August 25, 2005

plonker

What you call someone who is so drunk that his head hits the table and makes a loud "Plonk!"

Ingrid is such a plonker! She is smashed out of her mind!

by Boberto the Great November 8, 2007

plonker

Chiefly British: A male paedophile (pedophile) - likes sexual activity with underage boys.

When I was twelve I was walking my bike in the park when this plonker came up to me said I had lovely legs, did I want to go with him. I got on my bike and took off! (This really happened!)

by Michiwawa February 9, 2012

plonker

an absolute nut case

luke don't, he will kill you, he's a plonker

by andy21224234324 August 9, 2013

Plonker

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

by Sugaronastick December 16, 2019

Plonker

A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

Konrad is such a plonker

by Turnip———-13 April 30, 2021

Plonker

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone

Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!

by Alex.tay09 July 12, 2019