Patched

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.

"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"

by ((55;$)3?:! October 17, 2020

patch

In Computer Software industry: the process of taking old bugs out and putting new ones in.

I'll download that patch from Microsoft when they release a service pack to fix what it broke.

by db.not November 22, 2005

(n.) an electronic file alteration intended to correct or update a faulty or vulnerable file, akin to a cloth 'patch'.

You gotta install the latest patch or somebody could get into your inbox, okay?

by kinsmed July 16, 2004

Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.

You just got patched.

by fxckinjess July 6, 2014

I just patched the fugliest girl! Someone wash out my mouth!

by hotlamp December 31, 2009

To be spanked on the buttocks with a wet and soapy rubber glove.

Patch me harder baby....yeah, that's how I like it.

by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015