A person who is spoiled and snobby. He may talk a good game, but is really the guy that got cut from the high school baseball team and is so self aware that he always appears to have a load in his pants.
Dude did you hear Lars talking about how he heard us talking about him? We couldn't care less about him. What a Pantload!
by Alex in East Los Angeles June 22, 2020

by Grimmlok July 13, 2006

A phrase used to emphasize how shitty something/someone is. It's used in replacement for "bullshit" in some cases, as well.
EXAMPLE 1:
Meigan: I would never lie to you!
Sara: That's a pantload!
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Used instead of "Bullshit" because Sara knew that Meigan was feeding her lies!!
EXAMPLE 2:
Meigan: My brother is such a fag...
Sara: Yes, he's a pantload!
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Sara used the word 'pantload' to describe her hate for Meigan's idiot brother :).
Meigan: I would never lie to you!
Sara: That's a pantload!
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Used instead of "Bullshit" because Sara knew that Meigan was feeding her lies!!
EXAMPLE 2:
Meigan: My brother is such a fag...
Sara: Yes, he's a pantload!
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Sara used the word 'pantload' to describe her hate for Meigan's idiot brother :).
by Sara_<3 June 20, 2007

by Welter Weight August 18, 2008

Common liberal-blog nickname for "Liberal Fascism" author Jonah Goldberg. Coined May 2004 by norbizness of norbizness.com.
"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.
Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."
-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com
Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."
-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com
by Alex Eschate October 10, 2008

by odds_fish October 16, 2008

Where's your Joe Biden 2024 yard sign? What, that pantload of Bidenomics not working out for you lately?
by Digital Revolution December 26, 2023
