hung like a paint can 

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

hung like a paint can by stan April 12, 2006

Can I paint you baby blue? 

Will you have sex with me?

Hey, I was just wondering..can I paint you baby blue?

Can I paint you baby blue? by LAFONDAAA January 15, 2009

Paint Cans 

A 'gorilla' or muscle-head, likely from the shore of New Jersey, who walks with his chest puffed out and arms at near 90 degree angles as if he's holding a heavy paint can in each hand.

A juiced, tanned GTL'er would walk as though holding paint cans.

Paint Cans by Portuguese Paint Cans June 10, 2010

paint cans 

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

paint cans by IfixYourass August 4, 2017

paint the canvas 

to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person

I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.

paint the canvas by zachary timmerman December 13, 2009

Paint the canvas 

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.

Be right back, I'm gonna go paint the canvas.

Paint the canvas by kdwilco August 21, 2009

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him. 

he's a fucking warrior

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him. by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019