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Can I paint you baby blue? 

Hey, I was just wondering..can I paint you baby blue?

Paint Cans 

A 'gorilla' or muscle-head, likely from the shore of New Jersey, who walks with his chest puffed out and arms at near 90 degree angles as if he's holding a heavy paint can in each hand.
A juiced, tanned GTL'er would walk as though holding paint cans.

paint cans 

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.
"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"
paint cans by IfixYourass August 4, 2017

paint the canvas 

to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person
I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.

Paint the canvas 

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.
Paint the canvas by kdwilco August 21, 2009

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him. 

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.