2 definitions by zachary timmerman

to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person
I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.
by zachary timmerman December 11, 2009
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Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.
Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!
by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009
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