I think someone did onanism in my coffee again. That sure aint milk.

Well you would know scab mouth!
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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Amazingly kind heart, you find yourself attracted to his smile. He will always be there to lend a helping hand
Call Onan, he knows everything.
by Chips505 December 10, 2016
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that boy is so onanistical
he is havin a blast with that onanism
My pito is ready for its ony time
by mexican't101 February 26, 2009
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The withdrawl method of birth control

(removeing ones penis before reaching orgasm)

-not an effective method of birth control
Lets do onanism tonight hunny
by dude August 25, 2003
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A dumbass, usually shit at life. You may also tell that he is horrible at soccer
"Yo, Onan why are you so bad at soccer?"
by ForniteSniper017 September 2, 2018
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Prior to killing Martha Moxley, Michael Skakel masturbated in a nearby tree. He was convicted of 1 count of arboreal onanism.
by TwatCop September 7, 2005
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From the Book of Genesis: Onan and Er were brothers; when Er died, their father Jacob decided that Onan should assume matrimonial duties with Er's childless widow. However, instead of completing the act, Onan "spilled his seed on the ground". God considered this an evil act and Onan was slain for it.
A man was observed on the London Underground practicing the faith of a Disciple of Onan. Police were called and apprehended the suspect.
by BF1971 May 7, 2019
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