Left on red 

When you have an idiotic friend who does not abide to the legal rules of the road, and they insist that making a left on red is acceptable whilst everyone in the car is screaming "NO!"

-Friend - goes to make left at red light

-Passengers - "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, LEFT ON RED?"

Left on red by Bluntzilla July 29, 2012

sippin on red 

Sippin on red

I mean u just sippin on red fr

sippin on red by Drizzy Drake 445123 September 24, 2022

Right on Red 

This is the term that people use to describe engaging in fornicating of sorts when one or both partners are menstruating. Or if you're in 6th grade - somebody or both bodies are on their period. It can be exclaimed before the fun begins too!

As Benjamin was preparing to get a taste of Brandy's monthly flavor, he cheered, "Right on Red!"
Katie was speaking with Matt about her break-up with Kayla and he asked her what happened. Katie stated, "She wouldn't go Right on Red." Matt smirked and announced that he would. Katie laughed and called him a dude.

Right on Red by von groovy September 21, 2025

fat cat on red bed 

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

fat cat on red bed by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021

Put it all on red 

The act of taking a high-risk gamble.

Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."

Friend #2: "What do you mean?"

Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."

Friend #2: "What'd she say?"

Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."

Put it all on red by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 24, 2024

Overdosed on the Red Pill

The feeling that many people with depression get when they feel like they finally see the world as it is, like the veil of ignorance has been lifted from their eyes, and they see it as if everyone who is happy is just blissfully ignorant and fooling themselves, and that they've uncovered the unfortunate truth.

"I wish I could go back to when I was a child and didn't know anything about the world. I used to be all about seeking the truth, no matter how much it hurts y'know, like taking the Red Pill over the Blue Pill, but, now it hurts so much that it almost feels like I Overdosed on the Red Pill"

Overdosed on the Red Pill by ImAComputer October 16, 2020

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021