kus my kid

A backwards way of telling someone to "suck my dick".
It is used in a way that people won't understand. Best effective on teachers, coaches. If you ask them they might think if your asking them if they would cuss at your future kids.

Javier: Hey Mr. Parris, would you ever kus my kid?

Mr. Parris: It depends Javier

Javier and friends: lol lol lol

by Vince! April 2, 2008

Catch My Kids

Pretty much means open your mouth or it's going in your eye.

Girl: MmmmMmmmmmmMmmmm
Guy: I'm about to-
Girl: Not in my mouth!
Guy: Catch My Kids Bitch!

by SpankyTheVampire March 17, 2009

drink my kids

This is when a man wants his girl/wifey/ side chick to open her mouth really wide to drink all his cum or sperm which determine the sex of a child, therefor the woman is drinking his kids!!! Now if he is really freaky he might want you to rum his sperm all over your body and face or play with it with your tongue!!!

Man; are you ready, get down on your knees', yesssss there you go, drink my kids

by Mrs. Thickness December 8, 2015

Free my kids

When you nut in her braces

“Free my kids Stephanie”

by Trashassjoc April 5, 2019

Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.

1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??

by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 2, 2022

See my kids

When you cum on your girls face and it gets in one or both of her eyes.

“I came in my bitch’s eye so she could see my kids.”

Taken from some random freestyle rap I heard in high school.

by Haywire84 April 22, 2021

NMK (Not My Kid)

What one says when observing unruly behavior in other people's children.

At the festival the other day, a three-year-old was out of control - screaming and running all over the place. All I could think was, thank goodness he's "NMK (Not My Kid)".

by Lugasamom October 14, 2010