An expression that means "Excuse me, you are involved in matters that concern me, not you, so I would appreciate it if you would give me some space and let me do my thing." Basically when someone says get off my jock they want you to back the hell up and leave them alone because you are being nosey and getting involved in shit that has nothing to do with you. Get off my jock can also be used to ask someone to remove themselves from your penis (jock = penis). If someone is feeling on your dick without your permission, the proper phrase to use would be get off my jock. Another time where the phrase get off my jock would be appropriate is if someone is arguing with you and you prove them wrong you can yell "GET OFF MY JOCK!!!!" to be like "Yeah dumbass you were wrong I was right!!!"
Brendan: Who ya texting?!
Christian: My friend from Oklahoma...
Brendan: Oh cool... What's his name?
Christian: HER name is Chelsea...
Brendan: Oh cool is she hot? Where does she go to school? How did you meet her?
Christian: Brendan, get off my jock... It's none of your damn business
Christian: My friend from Oklahoma...
Brendan: Oh cool... What's his name?
Christian: HER name is Chelsea...
Brendan: Oh cool is she hot? Where does she go to school? How did you meet her?
Christian: Brendan, get off my jock... It's none of your damn business
by christuhferGTL August 17, 2010
by the tyger July 21, 2009
The act of trying to flirt with someone extensively, what one who is tyring to flirt does to the one who is being flirted with.
"That chick we met last night was all up on my jock, yo." (That girl we met last night was shamelessly flirting with me.)
by Kelly McMuffin September 30, 2004
by I_was_ryt=] December 12, 2008
by sillyraee September 20, 2008
Person 23: i can not tell u enough but you really need to get off my stinkin couch and go get a job before i get back from school today or else.
Person 28: ahhh... I will dude i just need to recover from being sick get off my jock strap!
Person 28: ahhh... I will dude i just need to recover from being sick get off my jock strap!
by Al nordin August 29, 2011
A slang term meaning, back up, or give me my space. Very clingy girls tend to be told to "step the fuck off my jock".
Used in Cobra Starship's song, Smile For The Paparazzi.
Used in Cobra Starship's song, Smile For The Paparazzi.
Sure, she was hot, but in the end I had to tell her to step the fuck off my jock.
Yo, dude. Step the fuck off my jock!
Yo, dude. Step the fuck off my jock!
by saporta:3 March 18, 2011