Old fashioned bag rolling 

To deliver several devistating blows to the crotch and groin region to cause great pain. Usually a male gender is on the recieving end.

If That guy does'nt stop screwing my wife I'm gonna give him an old fashioned bag rolling!

Old fashioned bag rolling by Davey crotch rocket December 24, 2009

the old punching bag 

Is a term that refers to the male genitals

Joe got kicked in the old punching bag

the old punching bag by Yeoldjokster May 6, 2016

Old-England Tea Bag 

The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.

Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.

Old-England Tea Bag by FuccBoii2k15 March 24, 2015

fanny like a bag of old mussels 

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

fanny like a bag of old mussels by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

a bag of old and moldy ass 

This is a person who drank way too much the night before.

"Man I feel like a bag of old and moldy ass"

a bag of old and moldy ass by hawnasay December 12, 2006

bag of day old dicks 

1.(noun)The phrase "A bag of day old dicks" is used to describe someone who has been a bag of dicks for so long that they are outdated, or tend to smell. The phrase can also be used to desribe a topic that has been used and abused for so long that no one wants to hear it any longer.

2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.

That group of gutter punks on the corner just smelled like a bag of day old dicks when we walked by.

Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.

bag of day old dicks by Gene the fiend July 3, 2008

Paid in day old bagels

You didn't get what you were looking for, expected, or were rightfully due.

"I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."

Paid in day old bagels by Captain Lovepants November 17, 2011