Definitions by hawnasay

a bag of old and moldy ass 

This is a person who drank way too much the night before.

"Man I feel like a bag of old and moldy ass"

a bag of old and moldy ass by hawnasay December 12, 2006

fugly-gunt 

A ferociously ugly woman who happens to have a gut that hangs over her private parts.

"Whoa, get a load of that fugly-gunt!"

fugly-gunt by hawnasay November 13, 2006

stoolish 

Stupid and foolish, involving a miraculous lack of intelligence.

"When Ted tried to water-ski using banana peels, Tammy called him a stoolish clown."

stoolish by hawnasay November 12, 2006

tomornin' 

The wonderful time that comes between midnight and 6am, it's after midnight so not technically night, but it's before daylight, so not technically morning. Also it's technically tomorrow, hence: to-mornin'

By the time they finished drinking and dancing at all of the local bars, it was tomornin'.

tomornin' by hawnasay November 12, 2006

palm-scrog 

Masturbation. The fondling of one's self in a sexual manner.

Johnny spent all day palm-scroggin' when he should have been completing his homework.

palm-scrog by hawnasay November 12, 2006