Nobber

An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".

The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"

Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.

Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".

by Wazza101 February 03, 2012

Nobber

This is the millenium entry for "nob" deriving from the terms prick, penis, cock, dick or dickhead. Personal insult directed at the candidate for acts of pure nobberism.

You absolute f***ing nobber

by Daisy December 09, 2003

Nobber

a shortened version of the word 'nobhead' used in the east midlands originated from burton-on-trent

Jim: Oi, mayte. You're a fucking nobber!

by Loulamoth July 17, 2009

nobbers

A group of very unprofessional golfers from the Cheltenham area.

by MikeB October 20, 2003

Nobber

Someone who has had a bad relationship experience in the past and choses to dwell on the negative aspects of life rather than move on.

Guy 1: cant do with women they are all the same...
Guy 2: what a nobber...

by Nat S April 18, 2014

cock nobber

one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.

'cocknobber.'
'hey, fuck you man.'

by rayman April 05, 2005

nobber of the week

Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.

Keith Sargeant

by MikeB October 20, 2003