no brainer

A dumb question or response. Something one shouldn't even have to think about it.

Dude1: Hey, man, where's the basement?
Dude2: Try downstairs, bright spark!

Girl: Whales are... big.

no brainer by MischiefMaker December 28, 2003

No Brainer

Not needing a brain to operate task in question

Hey, working a till in Macdonalds is a no brainer which is just as well as chavs need the work

No Brainer by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 29, 2005

No brainer

A girl who does not give head

person 1: I pulled my wee wee out and she did not want to suck it

person 2: yeah she is known as the only girl who doesn't give head she's a no brainer!

No brainer by DefTheDefguy July 25, 2022

No brainer

noun. A person (particularly a female) who will gladly accept head but wont return the favor. Most commonly technical virgins who aren't yet accustomed to much sexual behavior. (Or simply just a prissy bitch)

Kenny: Hey you know any females that give good head?
Eli: Ohhh! how bout Jessica? Dude, I heard that girl swallows!!!
Kenny: wtf? Oh hell naw man she's definetely a no brainer. and her dad's a cop..you got me fucked up dawg.

No brainer by jajkbnkn January 24, 2011

no brainer

A person of either the male or female persuasion who absolutely refuses to participate in oral sex.

'Man, I had to leave that girl alone. The p***y was good, but I found out she's a no brainer-she wouldn't give me any head!"

no brainer by dabbs October 20, 2008

No brainer

A person who refuses to do or reciprocate oral sex.

Laura: Does Jake give good head?

Payton: I wouldn’t know, he’s a no brainer so he’s never gone down on me.

No brainer by Happy Gilmer November 11, 2018

No Brainer

A choice that doesn't require IQ because its so easy.

Me Picking a PC over a phone was a No Brainer

No Brainer by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021