What's not covered in Chicago, usually when someone isn't bleeding profusely in the ER or critically ill. Usually when they come away unscathed from a car accident and able to walk away from a side swipe on Lake Shore Drive. Other than that it's not covered.

Florida -- it's the front page deal and a regular thing. But they ignore the incident that played up December 2017 and hate when poignant questions are very directed. Both cases are the human interest coverage. They talk about a message of inclusion but inclusion in Chicago is publication with ISBN related to Outreach.
I'm not going to be the bringer of Good News when I say this, but there was an investigation of what played up with Marquardt Middle School class of 1991 alumni and Glenbard North: Class of 1995. This case the term is Chicago's definition where the madman stays in Cook County Jail. That played up Christmas Eve 2018 and almost repeated the horror from Leslie Lane, New Years Eve 1992-1993, Cheryl Huff of Glendale Heights. The events not discussed in An Eye In Shadows but glazed over with The Cabbie Homicide.
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Hit someone in the head with an inanimate object from behind rendering them unconscious.
I gave that dude the 'good-news’ with an axe handle and he went out like a light.
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Something announced to a large group of people, presented in a positive manner but is almost always NOT good news.
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A frequently used phrase by Professor Farnsworth, from the television show "Futurama." It is usually exclaimed to a group of individuals

The meaning of the phrase is often ambiguous. It could, literally, mean that the person speaking the phrase actually has good news. Alternatively, the phrase can be used to mislead people about what would be considered, "bad news."
Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.
Farnsworth: Youll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol...
Bender: Here it comes...
Farnsworth: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.
Bender: Thank you, and goodnight.
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a better-than-expected outcome. a fortunate situation. the opposite of bad news bears.
"i found ten dollars on the sidewalk, it was such good news grizzlies."
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Slipping someone a sly one, ragging someone or in simple terms: seeing to your girl.
"I'm going home to give the good news to her."

"I gave her the good news last night!"
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Just like the regular Bible, except Jesus saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.
The Good News Bible, the only Bible that mentions a gecko.
by Brian Minch March 17, 2006
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