A chode myster usually has genetic traits of a angry bird as well as a humongous chode.... an example of a chode myster would be Burke Ryan
look over there, it’s a chode myster!
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Someone who gets owned in anything he trys to compete in.
Johnny was such a dude myster in yesterdays game.
by C Walk January 16, 2008
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One who is most popular, known to all inside school, the local area and a top figure in sports of any kind. Also know to be sought after by every woman within a 5 mile radius.
That dude's a true pete-myster. I know 6 hot chicks that'd love to get with him.
by nemo January 23, 2005
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A half boner..not soft not hard but in between a boner and regular
aww man i got a yeger myster
by adamc45 October 26, 2006
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tHE NICKNAME OF THE #2 bALLAFRAK IN p-TOWN
tHE 1 THE OLNY cOLBY cAINE
by Joemama June 22, 2004
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Is really addicted to masterbating.He/she does it every moment they can and has enough stamina to last all day masterbating without food or water.
Dude You look at porn so much you're a jackoff super myster.
by AfRo SaUcE December 17, 2005
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