Murkin RUN
by Not Murkin June 22, 2003

Dude 1: This club is gangster. Where did DeShawn go?
Dude 2: He is murkin' for drunk girls on the dance floor!
Dude 2: He is murkin' for drunk girls on the dance floor!
by Buc_Nassty January 10, 2011

by ClitCapper77 November 03, 2012

by ldelandro January 21, 2008

Someone/something that is being either:
1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.
2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.
(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)
3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.
2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.
(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)
3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin
2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.
3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin
2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.
3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
by Will R Fry December 20, 2008

by JOHNNY BOUGES September 08, 2011

A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.
To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.
To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.
by Snapple Yoni March 06, 2007
