Mouse in the House

When you have a small problem that is supposedly easy to fix, but can’t due to how hard it is to explain the problem

Biology teacher: You have a missing cell lab assignment in my class
Me: But I just turned it in yesterday
Biology teacher: Yeah, I didn’t get any assignments from you
Me: Did I forget to put my name on my paper? Did I turn it in the wrong time?
Me: Darn it. I got a mouse in the house

by anonymouslapras2783 September 13, 2019

House Mouse

Usualy used in motorcycling circles, to describe a female of questionable virtue, who tends to drift from house to house; bed to bed; person to person. Often repeating themselves throughout the course of a year.

Or

A motorcycle groupy.

"So... your seeing so and so... eh"

"Yeah... I realy like her man."

"Well don't get to attached... she's a bit of a House Mouse... and Kevin just got a new Duc

by schimschone March 12, 2005

House Mouse

A salesperson who get's a lot of house deals from the sales manager. Also known as cheese deals.

The new sales guy has a lot of cars out. It's because he is a house mouse.

by Uncle Redneck May 26, 2018

House Mouse

A snitch.

"Better move that fucking contraband. First Sergeant's house mouse just saw you shove it underneath there."

by Doc Soul April 7, 2009

Mouse in the house

A small booger which is visible at the forefront of your nostril

E.g. Jeff, you have a mouse in the house. Here's a tissue.

by Vancitygirl January 9, 2012

House mouse

Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.

Hey, Johnny your house is pretty dirty. Lets find a house mouse to get this shit cleaned up.

by Dusty 1 October 19, 2019

Mickey mouse drug house

The place where "the boys" spent half the summer smoking weed and kicking doors down.

- An abandoned house that you broke into and claimed as your own.

Boy 1: Lets go to the Mickey mouse drug house boys!

Boy 2: No lad me Ma's down town

by Oh john boy March 4, 2014