I missed the part where that's my problem 

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.

Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.

I missed the part where that's my problem by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

mishegoss 

Yiddish for craziness, chaos
alternate spelling: mishigas

"Oy, look at the mishegoss here," she exclaimed as she looked at the 5 young children running around the house wildly.

mishegoss by emilyg. May 17, 2009

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

Misheel 

An amazing girl that any guy would be lucky to know. Misheel will be the love of your life, the inspiration to your dreams and the fun to your conflicts. She will be the waffle to your chicken. Once you get to know her, you will fall in love with her and miss her every single fucking day. Without her, life will be too bitter...

I love you, Misheel
Ly2

Misheel by kanonymousm June 11, 2018

mishegossip 

the conversation about family, friends and neighbors that takes place among Jewish mothers, who by definition are a little bit crazy

"My son is almost perfect, but he never calls me," she says as she spreads the mishegossip.

mishegossip by focus of mishegossip July 30, 2009

sicilian donkey mashed potato special 

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.

Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.

sicilian donkey mashed potato special by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019