Mikkel 

Mikkel is a god among peasant when you meet him you instantly get horny and he has the biggest dick in the world and is foreber gonna be a legend

mikkel is a god

Mikkel by Bhanushan January 19, 2022

Mikkel Nielsen 

a person who makes sure your team loses in a soccer game.

"what the fuck Mikkel Nielsen?!?! how didn't you catch that ball?"

Mikkel Nielsen by Lil KroGhLY May 1, 2019

Mikedamic 

An Absolute Chad,Moderator on Discord and Reddit,Has already fucked your mom, 3'6 (among us) , Underachiever, Well known for being a MILF Hunter in the scientific community (reddit), Watches loli hentai.

Person 1:Hey! Are you new here?
Person 2: Im Mikedamic.
Person 1:*on cellphone* MOM WE ARE MOVING TOWN

Person 2: Too late shithead i also fucked your sister *puts on sunglasses, goes to do reactor*

Mikedamic by HyperShrine March 12, 2021

Mikkelwav 

ex-Ballmart large corporation shoplifter who has oral sex with esmbot everyday. Commonly associated with the gay and transitioning fandom. A charming newgrounds user who plays max-the-elf everyday after coming home (a barn) from work (stripping). Hee/haa/hoo/haa/hee bronouns for this individual. Fangz for reading<3

FBI: I found 2TB of cute and funny content on your C: and P: drive, care to explain?
Dan: What can I say? Im a bit of a Mikkelwav

Mikkelwav by fumovore January 10, 2022

Milked Dry 

Having so much sexual activity that your balls are drained of sperm.

John: 'Did you have sex with that girl last night?'

Phil: 'Yeah, my balls have been milked dry!'

Milked Dry by Mr Blonde Clifton May 11, 2009

'get milked' 

Being masturbated to orgasm (male).

It's much more fun to 'get milked' than it is to slap the snake by yourself.

'get milked' by Daggitt January 27, 2007

mickedy mickedy 

The sound Mickey Mouse makes when fucking Minnie’s tight lil rat pussy.

“Oh fuck yeah, fuck my tight ass!”

“MICKEDY MICKEDY MICKEDY MICKEDY MICKEDY!!”

mickedy mickedy by MINNEMOUSEGOTAFATASS July 31, 2021