midget

midgets, the perfect object to punt into a wall

that midget stole me gold!!!

by Pakidz December 08, 2006

midget

noun-a being which packs twice the sexiness of a normal human into a considerably smaller frame.

Unlike monkeys, midgets are eye level to everything good in life.

by Anonymous August 01, 2003

midget

small but perfectly formed (no offence, but completely different to dwarves) and yes, we certainly do kick ass!

midget means beautiful diminutive creature,fantastic friend, fearsome enemy, less than 5' but can make a giant quiver in bed or in battle!

by minimidge July 14, 2006

midget

What you call someone shorter than you no matter what their height is. Usually this person isn't actually a midget, unless of course you want your achilles tendon cut out when you're not looking down.

Hey you might be a "midget" now but you'll grow up some day. How old are you again? 22? Oh well....

by Itsutsu Kami June 08, 2011

midget

The creature god created to keep the pedophiles at bay.

And on the 4214th day our lord created midgets.

by kdajklfdjak flda;s October 25, 2009

midget

Main Entry: midg·et
Pronunciation: \ˈmi-jət\
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: midge
Date: 1816

1: something (as an animal) much smaller than usual
2 : a monkey disguised as a clown
3: a front-engine, single-seat, open-wheel racing car smaller and of less engine displacement than standard cars of the type

Look at that midget swinging in the trees!

by theskanman August 06, 2008

midget

abnormally small limbs and torso but unbeleivably large head and forehead.
The are surprisingly strong they have all the strength of ten men compressed in to their little midget body

look at that midget he is so cute i want to kiss his huge forehead

by bean May 27, 2003