Michael Bolton

Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?

THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON

by someone took the name I wanted June 09, 2011

Michael Bolton

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

by cheeseoid October 31, 2011

Michael Bolton

The wussy act of saying "I like them all" instead of actually stating a preference, usually because you don't know or don't care about what's being asked.

Dude, I asked her which flavor she liked best but she went totally Michael Bolton on me!

by cr0nky August 31, 2007

Michael Bolton

Transitive Verb; The act of leaving. To go someplace.

I'm Michael Bolton to the Kwik-E-Mart for a barley sandwich.

by Harry Weininger May 13, 2005

Michael Bolton

To quit easily due to fear.

Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.

by ElCunt0 November 08, 2018

Michael Bolton fan

celebrate the guy's entire catalogue

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"

by dildo777 April 04, 2023

Michael Bolton's toes

Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.

(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)

1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."

by Atom G September 01, 2008