A parasite that leaches off people and calls them friends. Usually lives in their houses rent free. Normally a man with a weak torso, glasses and patchy beard. A guy that makes lame jokes, pretends to be funny but contributes nothing to a community.
Royce: 'My wife hates him but Mike is my best friend!'
Thomas: 'Don't get fooled by that guy Mersh, he thinks everyone is a Sperg he can abuse.'
by Porsalin August 19, 2019
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Lower-grade marijuana grown in larger quantities, usually contains lots of beaners(seeds). Less potent than dank or dro but can still get you pretty high.
"Dude I don't have enough money for dank" "Thats ok man just buy a bag of mersh"
by Buddha Lover November 29, 2006
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Slang for "commercial," with reference to works of music, art, or culture. Derogatory. Implies more money went into producing the thing than imagination went into conceiving of it. A term frequently used by 1980s San Pedro, CA punk band the Minutemen (whose second last album was called "Project Mersh").
"Are you kidding? I'd never listen to mersh stuff like Justin Beiber."
by FancyACorndogBro? August 16, 2011
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It means lamez asl,boring
These lil niccas mersh asl
by v sheluvsstreyyy February 6, 2022
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"Sorry I mershed last night, but I had to work late."
by LittleSam September 25, 2004
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The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".
"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger
by thedockingmaster November 27, 2012
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