merkin

A merkin in the gay and lesbian set in Hollywood refers to a "usually" straight male escorting a gay woman to public events so as to attempt to camouflage the lesbian's secret sapphic lifestyle.

"T", the (secretly gay) actress is photogrpahed at the red carpet premiere holding onto "J", a well-known straight actor. People think they're "dating". He's her MERKIN for the evening.

by Fentress May 31, 2005

merkin

yet another def...

In military terms, most especially the Navy, merkin is pubic hair left behind on either a toilet seat, or the rim of a men's urinal. More closely associated to women's restrooms than to men's, but applies to both.

A source of great consternation for those assigned the task of 'cleaning the head(restroom)'.

Jay - "Dude, check out all this fucking merkin on the shitter seat!"

Bob - "Thats foul bro! I aint cleaning that up... its your turn!"

by Kitten Huffer Extrordinaire February 25, 2008

merkin

Pubic wig, often used by prostitutes who have been infected with or are trying to avoid pubic lice.

Amy: "Karen, my crotch is itchen pretty bad, there may be lice... what should i do?"
Karen: "Shave it all off and get yourself a merkin!!!"

or

Person 1: "i met this prostitute and she was wearing a fucia pubic wig.. whats that called again?"
Person 2: " oh, person 1, thats just a merkin."

by Emily McMahan May 25, 2006

merkin

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.

My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

merkin

A white trash American. Based on the way said people mispronounce "American."

Lets go to the monster truck show and look at all the merkins!

I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.

by Doctor Huang April 08, 2011

merkin

a swab for a cannon.

use the merkin to clean the cannon. see webster's dictionary, third edition.

by noodlenoggin98 October 08, 2009

merkin

another word for vagina wig.

damn! close your legs!! i can see your merkin, and its ugly!

by omfgmatty January 21, 2007