Maulerism

Something either incredibly bad (fail) or incredibly good, usually used in the negative sense of the word.

"Wow, when he said 'you=noob' that was a complest Maulerism. Maybe next time he shouldn't be such an idiot."

by 1l2evenge January 21, 2009

Manhattan Mauler

Donald Trump

We knew the Dems were going to fight dirty so we brought in the Manhattan Mauler.

by JW Driver March 1, 2019

Memphis Mauler

A tremendous strap on of notable girth and length which has the potential to cause permanent anal disfigurement.

Even the most daring among the trannies quaked at the sight and refused to ride the Memphis Mauler

by Blinggy August 17, 2017

Pulling a Mauler

In reference to mauler 5150’s habit of breaking a part of his weapon of, shaking out of control and flipping itself

“I was watching some old Battlebots clips and seeing Mauler 5150 Pulling a mauler is so funny”

by THE W1TCH DOCTOR January 20, 2021

Ball Mauler

someone who inserts their hands in the pants pocket and proceeds to adjust their "guys", it feels so good that the practice becomes common place and enjoyed for hours on end. A true ball mauler will do it in front of another party while taking part in casual conversation.

Hey, I was talking to Eric H. about the front page of the NY Post this morning in the server room while he stood there playing pocket pool. What a ball mauler.

by Eric, Mini-IT professional December 16, 2008

Minnesota Mauler

The most horrible thing ever. Worse than genocide, fat people and ex-in-laws COMBINED. Words fail to accurately define the horribleness of a Minnesota Mauler. It is so bad, even John Stamos and Chuck Norris quiver at the notion of a Minnesota Mauler. Not surprisingly, liberals usually want to negotiate with a Minnesota Mauler.

John Stamos: Wow - look at the size of that Minnesota Mauler!
Liberal: Hello Minnesota Mauler - what a lovely day! Why don't we discuss our differences in a non-threatening and politically correct sort of way...I'm sure we can find common ground!
Chuck Norris: No way man - I'm outta here!
Liberal: There's no need for panic...I'm sure that if we just respect the maulers boundaries the mauler will respect...aaaarrrggghhhh...Mauler - no!!! No!! Stop that!! Minnesota Mauler...noooooooooooooo..........

by mrm5593 September 26, 2006

stalk mauler

A chronic masturbater, possibly another term for wanker

If someone makes a statement of which you doubt the veracity you may say to them "Getcha hand off it , ya stalk mauler"

by Mago October 7, 2006