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Raw mathematician

A person who has natural abilities in mathematics. Not much practice is needed, learning comes easily. Test taking is not too hard.
"wow, my friend is such a good raw mathematician, she never studies for math tests and makes straight A's!!!

pure mathematician

a person who studies abstract mathematical concepts, and will do literally anything to not study any real life application.
Person 1: I might major as a pure mathematician

Person 2: Why don't you do something more helpful, like an electrical engineer?

Person 1: I don't like society

mexican mathematician 

a mexican that knows algebra
Jose drew a circle and its radius and was deemed a mexican mathematician.

jailbait mathematician 

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.
"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

mathematician 

A person who suffers from obsessive compulsive proving disorder.
-Mike, did you know that every whole number greater than 1 is a prime number or a product of prime numbers?
-No I didn't... I am a mathematician I need to prove it... (cries uncontrollably) help me please...
mathematician by Frikiboss December 5, 2019

mathematician 

The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.
Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.

You: No, no I'm not.
mathematician by ponybalogna June 16, 2018