Claudette's Law

Dbd Things's quote in the Clown's Room Of Death

Claudette's Law states that anything stupid that can be done, will be done

"I like Claudette's Rule because I adhere to it closely"

by Claudette with Self Care February 22, 2022

And them's the facts

When you have a bland conclusion, this is what you replace it with.

Ending your essay with "in conclusion" is
- bland
- overused
- predictable

Ending your essay with "and them's the facts" is
- compelling
- unexpected
- confirms that those are indeed the facts

by Claudette with Self Care March 04, 2022

pure mathematician

a person who studies abstract mathematical concepts, and will do literally anything to not study any real life application.

Person 1: I might major as a pure mathematician

Person 2: Why don't you do something more helpful, like an electrical engineer?

Person 1: I don't like society

by Claudette with Self Care April 29, 2022