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mashed potatoes

n. A starchy fictional food, looks like glue, or diarrhea. In fiction, it is manifestly made from mashing potatoes (peeled or unpeeled), or sometimes baked, potatoes with a ricer, fork or potato masher.

In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.

See also Wonka Bar.
"I'm going to make some mashed potatoes."
"That's ridiculous, they don't exist!"
by Some wise guy aha! August 16, 2009
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mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed into a softer substance.
Reference to your brain on drugs.
Yo you fuck! I'll turn your brains into mashed potatoes!
by Beedub February 15, 2004
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mashed potatoes

an under-tanned or white person who does not do any type of regular physical exercise and therefore is out of shape. Mashed potatoes are soft, lumpy, squishy pale colored mush all over the body. Primarily fat in the stomach region, but can also be found in the legs or arms. Can appear in men or women and sometimes even in kids. NOT attractive or sexy. Beware of the mush!!!
Ew, that guy has mashed potatoes everywhere. I don't think I'd touch him with a ten foot pole.
by rachd19 November 16, 2010
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mashed potatoes

The way that a person feels after engaging in sexual intercourse or after having an orgasm. This may include sleepyness, the inability to think straight, and the munchies.
That sex made me feel all mashed potatoes! I can't think straight! Hey, do we have any chex mix?
by ColleenaRae December 31, 2008
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Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.
Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out
by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022
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Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen
I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.
by assarakh June 24, 2003
mugGet the Mashed Potatomug.

mash potatoes

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"
by Dan D July 11, 2005
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