A transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. Often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.
You gave her a juicy, steaming "Hot Carl"? You're the man now, dog.

So pooping on a woman's chest is empowering to both man and dog -- elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. The more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.
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The state of being in which one is now the dog.
Hey, you're the man now dog.
by homedog March 18, 2003
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n. A male reproductive organ, aka man sausage, slipped into a hot dog bun. Usually used to trick someone. For full effect, man chowder is smeared on top to look like mayonnaise.
v. to slip someone a man dog: Offering an unsuspecting cum dumpster or fanny bandit a hot dog, but instead handing them a man dog with your throbbing member inside.
1. I was duped into putting my mouth on a man dog the other day and now I'm gay.
2. "Man. Tony Danza slipped me a man dog the other day. What a fag."
by Tony Danza's Gay Uncle December 13, 2005
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A game played by the British Army where one man drops his trousers and spreads his ass checks while the other places his cock length wise between his mate's ass checks. The man who spread his ass cheeks was the bun and the man who placed his cock between the ass checks was the hotdog or man-dog. The Brit soldiers tell soldiers of other nations that the game of man-dog is "totally not gay and you just don't understand because you are US/Canadian/Aussie etc".
Oy, Phiwip? Ow bout ah game af man-dog?
by Tony666 December 14, 2012
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A hot dog and a slice of Velveta in a bun and covered with Manwich and Heinz 57 Sauce.
I told my girlfriend to make me a sandwich, but she didn't have any bread. So instead, she made me a Man-Dog.
by awesome_food February 22, 2011
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by Rake yohn March 10, 2004
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To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture
"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us
by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020
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