YOUR GRAVE
by DetroitDrycleaning April 13, 2019
by You know who it is March 21, 2005
a little town between canton and minerva that has a lot of drama and drugbusts. there is no mcdonalds there are about 15 churches a school a gas station and a dairy queen
its filled with old people and immature teenagers
the kids start having sex in 5th grade
start drinking and smoking in 6th and go to AA by the seventh grade
dont get me wrong its an amazing place to grow up
the town is centered around its school and athletics
but its got more drugs and alcohol than all of germany because the town loves their kids but they dont care about them
and it pisses me off
especially when stupid bitchy whores become salutatorians of the 2008 graduating class
its filled with old people and immature teenagers
the kids start having sex in 5th grade
start drinking and smoking in 6th and go to AA by the seventh grade
dont get me wrong its an amazing place to grow up
the town is centered around its school and athletics
but its got more drugs and alcohol than all of germany because the town loves their kids but they dont care about them
and it pisses me off
especially when stupid bitchy whores become salutatorians of the 2008 graduating class
guy- Hey theres a party in malvern tonight!
girl- Sweet lets go and tomorrow we can have a hangover and an abortion!!
girl- Sweet lets go and tomorrow we can have a hangover and an abortion!!
by hornet fan August 25, 2008
A mad small town in long island NY that even the bordering towns never heard of. Its all middle class and 95% old people. The police force do nothing but harass teens and minorities. Every once in awhile you may see a black person. Most of the people there are racist and send their kids to all white catholic schools. The 0.01% non racist people send there kids to the malverne schools which are mostly black. Everyone in malverne are irish republicans. Nothing ever happenes in malverne. Its the most boring place in NY.
"Hi im from malverne" "where is that?"
"Im from malverne and i go to the catholic school"
"Hi im from malverne and im afraid of minorities"
"Im from malverne and i go to the catholic school"
"Hi im from malverne and im afraid of minorities"
by Jim46 September 28, 2013
Literally one of the smallest and richest towns on Long Island. The people here are filthy rich Irish Republicans. The teens are all over-sheltered, spoiled and sometimes weirdos because they have been sent to catholic schools by their racist parents in lieu of the diverse Malverne School District. The town is bordered by Lynbrook and West Hempstead. Everyone here eats bagels and Pizza. We all LOVE Danny's Bagels. You will find thicker long island accents here and expensive sports cars parked in front of beautiful, yet modestly sized homes. Everyone has been to Malverne Cinema and has watched Malverne Mel on groundhog day. The teens all go to Lynbrook and West Hempstead to hang out and party because there's too many old people in Malverne. We have our own tiny police department made up of overpaid and under-worked officers who confiscate teens skateboards, harass the minority kids who go to the public schools, and wait for speeders on Ocean Avenue. Everyone knows everyone and there is an extreme community vibe here. An all around great place to live in the end.
"I'm from Malverne, I go to Kellenberg High"
Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #1: Wheres that?
Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #2: You must have money.
Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #1: Wheres that?
Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #2: You must have money.
by Long Island Iced Tea August 25, 2013
Malvern is one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in Toronto, Ontario. It’s really common for a shooting or stabbing to occur in malvern . I would say it’s a hood, but it’s still a really nice place to live or hangout in.
by No one knows me quiet January 3, 2021
by hot malvern boy toy March 14, 2005